1996.

necklace-of-rope:

so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’

(via rachelsungasong)

iaaan-reyes:

mishi-chan:

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

she’s the girl in our math problems

hhahaha omg ^

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(Source: deluminator, via nare-bear)

jimmynovac:

GUYS OH MY GOD I’M sCREAMING my brother is in art class right now and he was supposed to draw a self portrait last night but he forgot sO HE TURNED IN A DRAWING OF A LION, TOLD THE TEACHER IT REPRESENTED HIS SOUL, AND THE TEACHER BELIEVED HIM

(via robert-downey-jesus)

orij-nality:

chimmychangaroo:

some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them meat sprinkles 

Pardon me while I never use the word pepperoni again.

(via robert-downey-jesus)

renloras:

renloras:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(via robert-downey-jesus)